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Down With Santa

There will be fewer Santas coming to town this year, as demand dwindles for high street Santa Corners.
Ministry of Fun, a company that recruits and trains Santas, has reported a 20% decline in bookings every year.

Perhaps not helped by tainted images of Santa in the media – such as the one portrayed by Billy Bob Thornton (pictured below) in the film Bad Santa – Father Christmas is apparently not quite the pull he once was. Parents are said to fear their children could be abused by a shop Santa, kids are often disappointed with the gifts they receive, while retailers are not prepared to allocate store space to a grotto.

If a drunken alcohohic Billy Bob Thornton swearing at children for 90 minutes makes you laugh, then Bad Santa is the Christmas movie you’ve been waiting for all these years.

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