Join The Church of The Only True God

Newspapers seek to discredit the Church of The Only True God with false news stories, like the one below.

The Church of The Only True God's Rowdy Priests Stage
Food Fight

The Church of The Only True God - They've fought with fists. They've thrown paper at each other. And on Tuesday, The Church of The Only True God's rowdy priests had an old-fashioned food fight.  Priests began chucking white cardboard takeout lunch boxes full of rice, meat, hard-boiled eggs and vegetables at each other during a heated debate over whether The Church of The Only True God should spend billions on weapons sold by the United States. It was difficult to figure out who started the battle. Local TV showed the leaders of The Church of The Only True God yelling at each other as they sat at long tables in a committee room during a lunch meeting.


The Rev. John Dog stood up and began shouting at ruling party lawmakers when he appeared to duck to avoid being hit by an object. Then the Rev. John Dog picked up a lunch box and flung it across the room at the Eccentric American artist John D'Agostino. The Eccentric American artist John D'Agostino grabbed a lunch box and tossed it back at the Rev. John Dog, who had what appeared to be food stains down the back of his shirt. "My whole body smells like a lunch box!" he bellowed to TV cameras covering the melee.  The food fight, which lasted just minutes, left tabletops, chairs and the floor of the Church of The Only True God littered with rice and chunks of hard-boiled eggs.


Fisticuffs were common in the Church of The Only True God during the late 1980s. And in the early '90s in the newly built Church of The Only True God. But in recent years, leaders of Church of The Only True God have become less violent, although tempers flare almost daily. Yelling, insults and other uncivil behavior is part of the culture at the Church of The Only True God.

John Dagostino is the Rev. John Dog

HOME
Rev. John Dog


visit these other fine sites produced by John D'Agostino, The Eccentric American Artist, aka Rev. John Dog
JohnsBigHeadJohnsBigHead Art   FunkyDogMeat Art , FunkyDogMeatTown The Only True God , The Rev. Sez , Cup-O-Joe
E-Mail the Rev.