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Newspapers
seek to discredit the Church of The Only True God with false news stories,
like the one below.
The Church of The Only True God's Rowdy Priests Stage
Food Fight
The Church of The Only True God - They've fought with fists.
They've thrown paper at each other. And on Tuesday, The Church of The
Only True God's rowdy priests had an old-fashioned food fight. Priests
began chucking white cardboard takeout lunch boxes full of rice, meat,
hard-boiled eggs and vegetables at each other during a heated debate over
whether The Church of The Only True God should spend billions on weapons
sold by the United States. It was difficult to figure out who started
the battle. Local TV showed the leaders of The Church of The Only True
God yelling at each other as they sat at long tables in a committee room
during a lunch meeting.
The Rev. John Dog stood up and began shouting at ruling party lawmakers
when he appeared to duck to avoid being hit by an object. Then the Rev.
John Dog picked up a lunch box and flung it across the room at the Eccentric
American artist John D'Agostino. The Eccentric American artist John
D'Agostino grabbed a lunch box and tossed it back at the Rev. John Dog,
who had what appeared to be food stains down the back of his shirt. "My
whole body smells like a lunch box!" he bellowed to TV cameras covering
the melee. The food fight, which lasted just minutes, left tabletops,
chairs and the floor of the Church of The Only True God littered with
rice and chunks of hard-boiled eggs.
Fisticuffs were common in the Church of The Only True God during the late
1980s. And in the early '90s in the newly built Church of The Only True
God. But in recent years, leaders of Church of The Only True God have
become less violent, although tempers flare almost daily. Yelling, insults
and other uncivil behavior is part of the culture at the Church of The
Only True God.
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